card dex

Every card is a vault.

100 monsters, each bonded to a real stock token locked inside the card. floor price is the vault. burn the card, take the stock.

legendary

16 monsters · 5% of pulls · 25 prints each

Saylorwhale$MSTR

“It has never sold. It never will.”

odds: 0.5%
opened: 7/25
holds: 1.32 $MSTR ≈ $521.40

Palanteye$PLTR

“It watched you before you bought it.”

odds: 0.4%
opened: 4/25
holds: 3.30 $PLTR ≈ $554.40

Nasdragon$QQQ

“A hundred heads. All screaming growth.”

odds: 0.4%
opened: 5/25
holds: 0.95 $QQQ ≈ $532.00

Blackroc$IBIT

“The biggest nest never sells.”

odds: 0.35%
opened: 3/25
holds: 8.10 $IBIT ≈ $526.50

Goldgriff$GLD

“Five thousand years without going to zero.”

odds: 0.35%
opened: 2/25
holds: 1.72 $GLD ≈ $533.20

Waferwyrm$TSM

“Every mind you fear was born in its foundry.”

odds: 0.3%
opened: 3/25
holds: 2.25 $TSM ≈ $538.00

Bulkolossus$COST

“The hot dog has cost the same since 1985.”

odds: 0.3%
opened: 2/25
holds: 0.60 $COST ≈ $541.00

Compoundra$BRK.B

“Sixty years of compounding. Zero of selling.”

odds: 0.3%
opened: 1/25
holds: 1.05 $BRK.B ≈ $524.00

Euviathan$ASML

“No machine on earth sees smaller.”

odds: 0.3%
opened: 2/25
holds: 0.62 $ASML ≈ $545.00

Vanguardian$VTI

“Own everything. Sell nothing. Wait.”

odds: 0.3%
opened: 3/25
holds: 1.72 $VTI ≈ $528.00

Omahamoth$BRK.A

“One share costs a house. It has never split.”

odds: 0.25%
opened: 1/25
holds: 0.00072 $BRK.A ≈ $549.00

Chipmera$SMH

“Every head is a different foundry.”

odds: 0.25%
opened: 2/25
holds: 1.85 $SMH ≈ $535.00

Yieldyeti$TLT

“It hibernates until the rate cuts.”

odds: 0.25%
opened: 1/25
holds: 6.1 $TLT ≈ $530.00

Etherion$ETHA

“It staked itself and never looked back.”

odds: 0.25%
opened: 2/25
holds: 22.5 $ETHA ≈ $526.00

Panaceon$LLY

“It shrank the world and grew the chart.”

odds: 0.25%
opened: 1/25
holds: 0.70 $LLY ≈ $538.00

Insiderex$NANC

“It files the paperwork thirty days later.”

odds: 0.25%
opened: 1/25
holds: 14.8 $NANC ≈ $524.00

rare

34 monsters · 25% of pulls · 50 prints each

Voltadon$NVDA

“It nests in datacenters and feeds on raw FLOPs.”

odds: 0.9%
opened: 34/50
holds: 0.24 $NVDA ≈ $44.40

Memelord$GME

“Power to the players.”

odds: 0.9%
opened: 28/50
holds: 1.45 $GME ≈ $42.10

Roborex$TSLA

“Zero to sixty in one tweet.”

odds: 0.85%
opened: 26/50
holds: 0.13 $TSLA ≈ $45.50

Forgefox$AMD

“Forged in the fires of the fab wars.”

odds: 0.8%
opened: 22/50
holds: 0.26 $AMD ≈ $44.20

Searchsphinx$GOOGL

“It knows the question before you ask.”

odds: 0.75%
opened: 14/50
holds: 0.22 $GOOGL ≈ $45.90

Streamweaver$NFLX

“Are you still watching?”

odds: 0.75%
opened: 19/50
holds: 0.044 $NFLX ≈ $43.80

Coinhound$COIN

“It guards keys it cannot spend.”

odds: 0.75%
opened: 21/50
holds: 0.148 $COIN ≈ $44.60

Metamoth$META

“It burned billions to grow these wings.”

odds: 0.75%
opened: 17/50
holds: 0.063 $META ≈ $44.10

Quantumkoi$IONQ

“It is in every pond until observed.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 12/50
holds: 1.10 $IONQ ≈ $41.80

Rockethawk$RKLB

“Small launches. Loud screech.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 15/50
holds: 1.47 $RKLB ≈ $42.90

Farephantom$UBER

“The fare doubles when it rains.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 13/50
holds: 0.49 $UBER ≈ $43.20

Memoray$MU

“It remembers every cycle.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 16/50
holds: 0.315 $MU ≈ $44.10

Servermander$SMCI

“It naps at ninety degrees celsius.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 18/50
holds: 0.98 $SMCI ≈ $42.30

Armadrillo$ARM

“It never builds. It only collects.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 10/50
holds: 0.276 $ARM ≈ $43.60

Firewalcon$CRWD

“It grounded every flight with one update.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 11/50
holds: 0.098 $CRWD ≈ $44.80

Broadkraken$AVGO

“Everything it touches becomes a subsidiary.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 8/50
holds: 0.177 $AVGO ≈ $46.30

Spydra$SPY

“Cut one head, five hundred grow back.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 9/50
holds: 0.071 $SPY ≈ $46.80

Karmachameleon$RDDT

“It is whatever the front page says it is.”

odds: 0.85%
opened: 20/50
holds: 0.20 $RDDT ≈ $44.60

Cloudbasilisk$ORCL

“Look it in the eye and owe it money.”

odds: 0.8%
opened: 16/50
holds: 0.155 $ORCL ≈ $45.20

Vampyresquid$GS

“It smells money before money exists.”

odds: 0.8%
opened: 12/50
holds: 0.062 $GS ≈ $45.50

Datadoge$DDOG

“It barks at 3am. It is always right.”

odds: 0.75%
opened: 14/50
holds: 0.31 $DDOG ≈ $43.80

Cartipede$SHOP

“Every leg is somebody's side hustle.”

odds: 0.75%
opened: 15/50
holds: 0.29 $SHOP ≈ $44.00

Hostghost$ABNB

“The fee haunts you after checkout.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 11/50
holds: 0.32 $ABNB ≈ $43.50

Wrappedwolf$SPOT

“It knows what you listened to in the dark.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 13/50
holds: 0.056 $SPOT ≈ $43.90

Layerlynx$ADBE

“Unsubscribing costs more than staying.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 10/50
holds: 0.115 $ADBE ≈ $43.60

Blockatrice$XYZ

“It renamed itself so you couldn't find it.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 9/50
holds: 0.60 $XYZ ≈ $43.20

Snowlem$SNOW

“Your data warehouse bill, personified.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 8/50
holds: 0.20 $SNOW ≈ $43.40

Wafwyvern$NET

“A quarter of the internet naps on its back.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 12/50
holds: 0.21 $NET ≈ $43.70

Pipelion$CRM

“It roars loudest on the last day of the quarter.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 9/50
holds: 0.16 $CRM ≈ $44.10

Stealthskunk$LMT

“You never see the invoice coming.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 7/50
holds: 0.092 $LMT ≈ $44.40

Dozerpillar$CAT

“It moves the earth. Slowly. Profitably.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 10/50
holds: 0.105 $CAT ≈ $44.30

Combinelk$DE

“You own it. It disagrees.”

odds: 0.7%
opened: 8/50
holds: 0.086 $DE ≈ $44.20

Tigerbyte$BABA

“It sells everything, including the dip.”

odds: 0.65%
opened: 11/50
holds: 0.38 $BABA ≈ $43.00

Swipehawk$V

“It takes 2% of everything, everywhere, forever.”

odds: 0.65%
opened: 13/50
holds: 0.125 $V ≈ $44.90

common

50 monsters · 70% of pulls · 100 prints each

Rustshell$F

“It has survived every crash by simply refusing to move.”

odds: 1.7%
opened: 92/100
holds: 0.55 $F ≈ $6.20

Popcorngeist$AMC

“It refuses to go to zero out of spite.”

odds: 1.6%
opened: 64/100
holds: 1.80 $AMC ≈ $6.30

Snoozechip$INTC

“Still waiting on the next node.”

odds: 1.6%
opened: 87/100
holds: 0.19 $INTC ≈ $6.80

Baggie$HOOD

“It holds everyone's bags. Forever.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 78/100
holds: 0.048 $HOOD ≈ $6.20

Jetbatross$DAL

“Boarding group nine.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 41/100
holds: 0.11 $DAL ≈ $6.60

Voltmouse$GE

“It powered your grandparents' house.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 47/100
holds: 0.036 $GE ≈ $6.50

Shredgehog$PYPL

“Your money is pending. Forever.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 52/100
holds: 0.081 $PYPL ≈ $6.50

Turbotort$GM

“Rustshell's cousin from Detroit.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 15/100
holds: 0.132 $GM ≈ $6.60

Dialsnail$VZ

“Can you hear me now.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 84/100
holds: 0.158 $VZ ≈ $6.65

Grumpigeon$BA

“Some parts may detach mid-flight.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 66/100
holds: 0.037 $BA ≈ $6.65

Mallrat$TGT

“You always leave with more than you came for.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 36/100
holds: 0.047 $TGT ≈ $6.60

Boxturkey$UPS

“What can brown do to you.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 53/100
holds: 0.051 $UPS ≈ $6.65

Sockpuppet$NKE

“It just did it.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 81/100
holds: 0.089 $NKE ≈ $6.70

Pillbug$PFE

“Side effects may include dividends.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 72/100
holds: 0.24 $PFE ≈ $6.70

Beancat$SBUX

“Your name is spelled wrong on its collar.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 39/100
holds: 0.070 $SBUX ≈ $6.65

Castlecrab$DIS

“The castle costs extra. Everything costs extra.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 48/100
holds: 0.061 $DIS ≈ $6.70

Colaphant$KO

“One sip a day since 1886.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 23/100
holds: 0.095 $KO ≈ $6.65

Burgerbear$MCD

“It is loving it.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 17/100
holds: 0.022 $MCD ≈ $6.60

Vaultpig$JPM

“It eats fees for breakfast.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 19/100
holds: 0.027 $JPM ≈ $6.75

Wolfmart$WMT

“Always hunting lower prices.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 29/100
holds: 0.066 $WMT ≈ $6.60

Hotdachs$COST

“The price has never changed. It never will.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 8/100
holds: 0.0074 $COST ≈ $6.65

Petrosaur$XOM

“Older than your grandfather's portfolio.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 12/100
holds: 0.058 $XOM ≈ $6.70

Cardboardog$AMZN

“It delivers. It always delivers.”

odds: 1.2%
opened: 31/100
holds: 0.031 $AMZN ≈ $6.80

Windoge$MSFT

“It restarts when it decides you're done.”

odds: 1.2%
opened: 68/100
holds: 0.015 $MSFT ≈ $7.05

Applewood$AAPL

“Everything grows inside. Nothing leaves.”

odds: 1.2%
opened: 71/100
holds: 0.031 $AAPL ≈ $7.10

Receiptile$CVS

“The receipt is longer than your portfolio.”

odds: 1.6%
opened: 58/100
holds: 0.089 $CVS ≈ $6.60

Mutecrab$ZM

“It has been trying to speak since 2020.”

odds: 1.6%
opened: 61/100
holds: 0.082 $ZM ≈ $6.55

Spinsloth$PTON

“The bike is a coat rack now.”

odds: 1.6%
opened: 44/100
holds: 0.95 $PTON ≈ $6.45

Crocsodile$CROX

“Comfort is a lifestyle. So is denial.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 37/100
holds: 0.062 $CROX ≈ $6.55

Delligator$DELL

“Dude, you're getting a delligator.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 33/100
holds: 0.048 $DELL ≈ $6.60

Cobolem$IBM

“Written in 1974. Still running your bank.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 42/100
holds: 0.024 $IBM ≈ $6.70

Fizzviper$PEP

“It always strikes second.”

odds: 1.5%
opened: 28/100
holds: 0.045 $PEP ≈ $6.55

Ketchupus$KHC

“Good things come to those who wait. Returns don't.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 26/100
holds: 0.24 $KHC ≈ $6.50

Routerowl$CSCO

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 49/100
holds: 0.096 $CSCO ≈ $6.65

Coppadder$T

“Can you hear me n—”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 55/100
holds: 0.29 $T ≈ $6.60

Bucketwing$YUM

“Eleven herbs, zero disclosures.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 22/100
holds: 0.044 $YUM ≈ $6.55

Pizzadillo$DPZ

“It tracks itself so you don't have to.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 25/100
holds: 0.014 $DPZ ≈ $6.60

Yogalope$LULU

“Flexible in everything except pricing.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 30/100
holds: 0.023 $LULU ≈ $6.55

Sniperch$EBAY

“Sniped at 0:02 remaining.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 35/100
holds: 0.089 $EBAY ≈ $6.55

Ghostling$SNAP

“Your streak means nothing to it.”

odds: 1.4%
opened: 47/100
holds: 0.68 $SNAP ≈ $6.45

Moodboar$PINS

“It planned a wedding it will never have.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 27/100
holds: 0.17 $PINS ≈ $6.50

Kibblehound$CHWY

“The box arrives before the bowl is empty.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 24/100
holds: 0.155 $CHWY ≈ $6.55

Tipgoblin$DASH

“The burger is $9. The total is $23.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 31/100
holds: 0.026 $DASH ≈ $6.55

Refinch$SOFI

“It sings about your credit score.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 29/100
holds: 0.31 $SOFI ≈ $6.50

Bricktoad$NOK

“Dropped from orbit. Screen intact.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 38/100
holds: 1.15 $NOK ≈ $6.50

Thumbeetle$BB

“It still misses physical buttons.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 21/100
holds: 1.30 $BB ≈ $6.45

Vaporsteed$LCID

“Ships next quarter. Every quarter.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 18/100
holds: 1.95 $LCID ≈ $6.40

Adventuroo$RIVN

“It carries its losses in the pouch.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 20/100
holds: 0.42 $RIVN ≈ $6.45

Doormouse$OPEN

“It bought your house sight unseen.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 34/100
holds: 2.6 $OPEN ≈ $6.40

Overnighthawk$FDX

“When it absolutely, positively has to moon.”

odds: 1.3%
opened: 23/100
holds: 0.026 $FDX ≈ $6.60

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a new monster joins when the community votes its stock in.

Odds are law, not marketing.

rarity is assigned by the mint contract using future blockhash — no backend, no admin key, no reroll. anyone can verify the weights in the contract source.

rarity	odds	supply	vault inside
common	70.0%	25 × 100	blue chips and bag holders · $F, $AAPL, $KO, $WMT +21 more
rare	25.0%	17 × 50	momentum names · $NVDA, $TSLA, $GOOGL, $SPY +13 more
legendary	5.0%	8 × 25	80× vault weight · $MSTR, $BRK.B, $QQQ, $GLD +4 more

mint contract: deploying soon — robinhood chain · reveal seed: blockhash(commitBlock + 1)

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